First-Time Buyer, Serial Doubter: How I Accidentally Became a Jumpsuit Girlie

I never buy clothes online. Ever. I’ve been burned too many times. The colors are off. The fit is weird. The return process is hell.

But one night, after too many glasses of wine and too much doomscrolling, I ended up on the Voncelle site. The designs were sleek. The models looked comfortable and cool. And then I saw the phrase that stopped me: “hidden zippers on the hips for easy bathroom use.”

Excuse me?

That was either genius… or a scam.

I added the Hudson denim jumpsuit to my cart. I clicked buy. I regretted it immediately.

And then it came.

Y’all. It fit like it was tailored for me. The utility pockets made me feel cool. The denim had stretch—but not the weird kind that bags out by noon. I wore it for four hours before I realized I hadn’t fussed with it once. No tugging. No weird torso bulges. No bathroom gymnastics.

Now I’m on my third order. I guess I’m a jumpsuit girlie now. A Voncelle jumpsuit girlie.

And you know what? I’m not mad about it.